"Are you ready to talk about the election?" asked Charlie.

"No..." replied Kellen. "I’m not sure I’ll ever be ready."

"You don’t even what to take a punt on who’s going to be Labour leader?" asked Charlie.

"I can’t face it..." said Kellen. "It’s just all too depressing. Let’s talk about something else."

"La Dolce Vita?" suggested Charlie.

"What?" said Kellen.

"La Dolce Vita..." repeated Charlie. "That’s the film that we’re seeing."

"Is it?" asked Kellen.

"Didn’t you read my email?" asked Charlie.

"I don’t read anyone’s emails..." shrugged Kellen. "To be honest, I’d forgotten that we were doing this until you texted."

"I’m not sure how I feel about that..." said Charlie. "Anyway, it’s a classic."

"Not another old movie!" exclaimed Kellen.

"What do you mean?" asked Charlie.

"It’s just that you only ever seem to choose old movies..." shrugged Kellen. "Why can’t we just occasionally watch a brain-dead Hollywood blockbuster with superheroes?"

"Because of your issues with Scarlett Johanson..." said Charlie.

"She can’t be in all of them!" exclaimed Kellen.

"She pretty much is..." said Charlie.

"Oh..." acknowledged Kellen. "Fair enough. What’s this about then?"

"It’s Federico Fellini..." explained Charlie. "Marcelo Mastriano plays a journalist."

"A hard hitting drama?" asked Kellen.

"Not exactly..." said Charlie. "He pretty much just writes about celebrity gossip and spends his days drinking and living it up."

"Pretty much just like real life then..." nodded Kellen.

"I never claimed to be a journalist..." said Charlie.

"I think your LinkedIn profile might suggest otherwise..." winked Kellen.

"You’ve looked at my LinkedIn profile?" asked Charlie.

"I keep a close eye on what you’re up to..." shrugged Kellen.

"I’m not sure whether to be flattered or creeped out..." said Charlie.

"You look so innocent when you’re sleeping..." grinned Kellen.

"Now I’m creeped out..." laughed Charlie. "You always have to take things too far."

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